If this was Canada, the animal rights groups would have their ass...
Posted on May 22, 2008 in Impotence
The first of billions lessons I learned from useful to a Xinjiang restaurant tonight, is that their food Feeds me killer heartburn -- Xinjiang's mid northwestern China so they've naturally got this Middle Eastern flair to their food. Also it reachs me now and again diverse effing space. I saw some crazy things tonight. The restaurant had little touristy gimmicks like music, dancing (Russian flair) and -- Mith would like this -- Kung Fu. These young guys got up on the stage and did their thing...and there was this one who broke a fucking metal pipe in half...using his head. And at one point in the night they pulled this big fat European guy with a mustache up on the stage and sat him down on a chair after blindfolding him. And out comes this Xinjiang dancer all done up in a skimpy cultural costume, complete with this bigass live snake over her shoulders. She starts doing this seductive dance around Mr. Mustache who's still blindfolded, and then she starts working the crowd, thrusting her snake (and I guess her hips) in the people's faces, who are all either running away screaming or flirting back, depending on what's stronger -- your fear of gigantic snakes or your attraction to a pretty girl. It was amazing, the way she moved to the music, her costume all jingling and shiny...all the while with a huge friggin' reptile (which is probably spooked out of its little mind from all the flashing lights and music and being thrown about like that) around her neck. That's totally my dream job...but I'd be nicer to the snake, of course.